thewritershelpers:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Too fantastic not to reblog. Especially if you love Shakespeare. -H

“You’re a man with a long and dangerous past, but your future is infinitely more terrifying.”

helenish:

Teen Wolf Season 3 Trailer

IF YOU STRIKE US DOWN, WE SHALL WRITE MORE COFFEE SHOP AUs, MORE IT WAS ALL A DYSTOPIC HALLUCINATION STORIES, MORE HERE’S-LITERALLY-1500 WORDS-OF-DEREK-HALE-WEARING-A-SOFT-T-SHIRT-AND-SMILING-TOO-MUCH-STORIES, MORE-25-CHAPTER-WIPS-WHERE-DEREK-IS-LIKE-PLEASE-FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD-JUST-GO-ALONG-WITH-THIS-I’LL-EXPLAIN-LATER-AND-LEANS-IN-AND-BRUSHES-HIS-MOUTH-ACROSS-STILES’, MORE FIXITS, MORE AUS, MORE GROUNDHOG DAY STORIES, MORE BACK-TO-THE-FUTURE-STORIES WITH BATTLE-SCARRED STILES, GRIM, HEAVILY MUSCLED, VISIBLY KEEPING HIMSELF FROM TOUCHING DEREK IN THE WRONG WAY, MORE COLLEGE STORIES, THAT CUM DUMPSTER 4 U STORY I FOUND ONE PARAGRAPH OF THAT I WROTE WHEN I WAS DRUNK AND FORGOT ABOUT, MORE WOLF BROTHERS 5EVER STORIES WHERE STILES GOES AWAY AND COMES BACK AND DEREK IS ROLLING AROUND IN THE BACK YARD WITH SCOTT’S KIDS, THAN YOU COULD EVER BEGIN TO IMAGINE.

hoechlined:

Stiles is better than you.

“everyone around me gets hurt”